one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

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andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

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demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

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a girlfriend is a potential wife if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.

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tastefullyoffensive:

"Oh god, make it stop!" [x]

alltimeloe:

marry someone whose laughter sounds better than your favorite song

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