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humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

  • adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

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sorry:

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

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iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

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"Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

- My mum (via everybodysgotadarkside97)

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easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

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