i did a push up why am i still fat
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people
a girlfriend is a potential wife if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.
(Source: chickinkicks, via iamjessicunt)
marry someone whose laughter sounds better than your favorite song